Dear Sister Bonnie Gay Jolley and Brother George Dwayne Ence,
You have been called to be served at the Catamaran Resort, Mission Bay. You will be among the people of San Diego, Aug 8-10th, 2004, assisting in the soaking up of the sun, fellowshipping the new surfing converts, and acting as witnesses of levity at all times, and in all things, and at all places as you struve to dance on the Paddle Boat Cruise. We are pleased you have chosen to heed the 50-year call to raise seven children, love their spouses, remember all the grandkids' names, and stay together. Now comes the golden opportunity to live a higher law: The Law of Party-and-Sand-in-your-Shorts. We know it is a daunting task, sacrificing to spend time on a private beach with the likes of Iron Man, Vicious Val, Weekie, Delicious, Futhie, and Missy. (All our nicknames.) They have let go their hold of the limbo stick, but we have faith in you abilities to bring them back into the conga line. Please remember to bring neither purse nor script for the room cost and take no thought except that you should bring a romance novel or a duck to carve. And if it should be that you labor all day and get but one suntan, how great shall be our joy.
Return With Honor,
President Gowand B. Happy
The Church of Surf and Turf
of I'll-do-it-manana Saints
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