16th Year Conversation

What do couples who have been married for 16 years say to eachother as they are leaving for vacation? Even as we have this conversation, I know we've had it before and will probably have it again. Many times.

• We should look up any Triple D places for on the way to Fredericksburg.
• Did you call the realtor?
• You're going to fix the printer now?
• Did you bring Qtips?
• That needs to be picked up.
• Should we stay here? No one knows we're here.
• Cyler, are you ready?
• Let's go.
• What are you doing now?
• Why are you bringing that?
• Go around the front of my truck (as I am going around the front of his truck)
• You're not going to lock up the garage? (we lock up the garage)
• Ok, let's count how many lights we need to leave on.
• Don't talk to me about the dogs this weekend.
• Why are you backing up into the driveway again?
• Jeez, I gotta get the recycle bin.
• Do we have something to celebrate after 16 years?
• I'd kinda like to go to the temple with you again.
• What are you getting at Starbucks? A green tea soy latte?
• What's an Irish Pirate? (We both bust out laughing)